Warning! Earth Beware!

Pluto...... tsk! tsk!

Pluto is for thousand of years considered as the smallest and the 9th planet in the Solar Sytem. Just recently scientists announced to the world that Pluto is no longer considered as a planet... what!? no joke, Pluto is not a planet anymore. Pluto now is a yellow dog that has teeth of man and afraid of mouse. hehe, I'm just messing around. Back to the topic, Pluto now is only considered as a small or dwarf planet. Think about that, a planet we all know and believe from the day we entered school is now no more than a booger in the sky. Damn scientists!!!

Now, here's the issue, last night NASA intercept a very very very very tiny radio signals. Basically, that signal came from a booger called Pluto. Fortunately, the tape recording was realeased by a very unknown NASA employee who just wanders around looking for some MP3 disk to listen to. Lucky you, I will post a portion of it in translated version.

Plutonian President: (small voice) What are those Humans thinking? Our planet so far, that the Sun can't even bombard us with his f#$%&*g Solar Flare.

Plutonian General: Yah, why don't they mind their own business. Why don't they try to find ways to dodge an asteroid to prevent their own instinction since its not very far from now.

Plutonian President: But, we are too small and far to be able to create war between Earth. And besides, all our planet have is ice. Before we reach Earth, we are melted like ice cream slammed in your ass.

Plutonian General: Well, It's time to revive our alliance.

Plutonian President: With who?

Plutonian General: With Saturn. hahahah. I intercepted a message using our Super Advance Etreme Radar that Earth is planning to announce that Saturn don't have rings.

Plutonian President: Do Saturn know about this?

Plutonian General: No Sir!, Saturn is like Earth, medieval technologies.... you know!

Plutonian President: Ok Call Saturn at once!!!!!!!!!!

Plutonian General: Hello!

Saturnino: (Big Voice) Yes?

Plutonian General: Earth is trying to take away your ring!

Saturnino: What?! they will try to steal my precious? It's a war!

Plutonians: All ready then!

This is the best that I can share to you... the rest is very unpleasant. So, I call upon those scientist to please, bring Pluto back in the picture. Its our only hope. Put Pluto back on the textbooks. If you can't hear me, I will call on someone who can...

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope!