Iwas Sakit Tips against AGE

Hi! Im Joether. I just wanna share my true experiences this past few day.... I was hospitalized for 2 days (saturday and sunday) because of some illness i cannot explain. Yun yung dahilan kung bakit ang tagal ko nawala sa HF at naging bungo pa ko. huhuhu...
Anyway, the doctor told me that I have ACCUTE GASTEO ENTHERITIS (pls. correct me if the spelling is wrong. hehe). the reason is, my digestive system is not clean dew to some instances. Fortunately, the doctor gave me enough details for the POSSIBLE cause and sign of AGE.
I wanted to share this to you guys. Para alam na naten sa susunod ang gagawin.

You possibly have AGE if you:
1. feel like your body is heavy and your not in the mood to move around.
2. in a SHITTING frenzy
3. your mind wants to eat and your body don't.
4. have on and off fever.
5. your shit is all but water, and air stinks!
6. your stomach hurts so bad.

The probable cause are:
1. you ate too much cholesterol
2. you've drunk dirty or unfiltered water (which is the primary cause for me.)
3. you ate too much BBQ and isaw.
4. irregular shitting habit.

The cure is:
1. drink alot of Gatorade to replenish all lost liquid caused by over shitting.
2. take antibiotics to prevent more damage and lessen the fever.
3. drink alot of water.
4. Soft diet for 1 whole week (do not eat oily foods)
5. rest until your shit is solid again.

What I've said may not be as complete as you may expect. But, this are the major things that you should know about AGE. I advise that you consult your doctor at once if you have the signs of AGE as i've said in the above.
Important: Always make sure that the water your drinking is clean. Para di ka magkasakit. Mahal ang gamot 40 pesos and isa at iinom ka nito 2x a day for the whole week. hehehe
Thank you! sana nakatulong.